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Saturday May 26th 2012

Out Drinkin’ by Pat Daily

Here is a great live performance of The Drinking Song by singer/songwriter Pat Daily. This was on the Bob and Tom Radio Show. The lyrics are hilarious. Good stuff!

At the end, one of the guys says “you’re singin’ my life.” How many people viewing this think it was written about them? Come on, admit it, you drunks!

I have to admit I am not familiar with The Bob & Tom Show, but I cam going to have to find out more about this radio show. It looks very entertaining.

Pat Daily: OUT DRINKIN’

You should have seen me last night
when I fell down laughing
and I stumbled down a flight of metal stairs
I went crashing through the window at the VFW hall
and tumbled over a pile of metal chairs
Then I cussed out my girlfriend, tried to feel up her mom
I wrecked my car and I think I bruised my spine

Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin’
I always have myself a real good time

I got drunk and stole this boat out of the, Edgewater Yacht club
doing 90 miles an hour up to the bay
I sank her out by Buckeye point and walked on into town
Tore up someone’s flowers on my way
Then I barged into the Crew’s nest and I threw up on the rug
I slapped that hostess on her big behind

Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin’
I always have myself a real good time

I talk dirty to the waitress and I never ever leave her no tip
And leave her all my roaches in the guacamole dip
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin’
I always have myself a real good time

So I’m going out tonight,and I’m gonna, tie on a good one
Does anybody here wanna go out drinkin with me!?
I’ll take you to some biker bar where we can kick some ass
And a gay bar where we’ll get our drinks for free
We’ll do shooters of tequila and a case of beer apiece
We’ll wash it down with a gallon of cheap island wine

Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin’
I always have myself a real good time

I like to shout out loud and moon the crowd when I’m dancin’ up on the bars
Then go out in the parking lot and piss on all the cars
Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin’
I always have myself a real good time

Gimme that wine
I always have myself a real good time
I’m feelin’ so fine
I always have myself a real good time

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